What time is it? Refrigerator

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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