Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What time is it? Refrigerator

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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