There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Hi what I lug you

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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