How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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what happens every day? People die

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Poop

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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